The Good Deals Have Gone Digital
I get up in the morning and I make myself a drink.
I drink me about a cup of coffee and I take the time to think
About the coupons.
I get dressed, I get going, pray to God that traffic isn't bad
Or else the punch in clock will show my tardiness and on command
It's coupons, I'm clipping coupons.
Let's discuss, we'll ride the bus, I know we can agree.
Let's discuss what's keepin' us still staring at that screen.
Let's discuss our true disgust with becoming obsolete.
Cause I hate it when our model and make is just suddenly outdated.
Where have all the good deals gone?
The good deals have gone digital.
It sounds so unoriginal to me.
Where have all the good deals gone?
The good deals have gone digital.
And someday soon a midget will replace me.
But I get up in the morning and I wonder "should I try?"
Freaking out about the doubt and now I know the reason why.
It's cause I'm stressed, and it's showing, and I know that there ain't no escape.
We're being traced and then replaced by microfilm and microtape.