Red Pill Blues
My baby done shit his pants.
Now I probably have to clean it up.
He's my boy, but I'm his bitch.
Cause he controls me like a puppet.
Breast feedin' and changing clothes.
All the work just to hear his laughter.
When I was young we took the pill before.
Wish I had one for the morning after.
My baby puked on the couch.
That thing cost a hundred bucks.
Imported from Chinatown.
It was comfy for a midday fuck.
That sort of thing ain't gonna happen now.
Havin' a kid keeps you very busy.
I told my man the condom must have broke.
So he wouldn't ask "Who's kid is he?"
All I'm sayin' is,
Don't be sprayin' jizz.
And if you can, fuck a doctor.