Brush Your Teeth
Son, I know this sounds mean.
But son, you're being unclean.
Son, well I know there ain't that much to say,
But son, you've got bad hygiene.
So won't you brush your teeth?
Brush your teeth a little longer for me.
Brush your teeth.
Brush your teeth a little longer for me.
Son, I can't stand your breath.
Son, it smells worse than death.
Son, your overbite might cause your lisp,
But I'm not sure, so you'll have to gueth.
Brush your teeth, etc.
Son, you think that it's all right
To use mouthwash every night
And see the dentist once in a while.
Son, I'm not trying to get you to floss,
I'm just saying it's your loss,
When they get scared to see you smile.